BED!

There are so many reasons to be grateful for it! After a long day, be it at the office; or in traffic or after an invasive proctology examination, there is nothing more comforting and delightful then falling face first (once you make sure you’ve cleared it of hard or pokey objects beforehand), into your comfie resting place knowing that you can, even if just for a few minutes, just lie down, relax and let everything go looser then a politicians moral resolve!

That snuggly pillow (or pillows if you’re the decadent type, and you are, aren’t you?). That lovely soft, fluffy (if you’re lucky), blanket! The mattress that welcomes you with open arms that have conformed to every curve and nook of your body! The lovely smell of fresh laundry (or mostly fresh… kinda…) 

There are few places in the world where we feel truly safe and secure and able to let our guard down. In bed we can totally relax. It’s OUR little nest! We leave our vulnerable little body behind and go off on dreaming adventures that have us tossing, turning or drooling warm pillow puddles with joyful abandonment. (Not always appreciated by your bed fellow(s), but they should get over it already).

We go to bed when we’re sick and in need of comfort. We go there when we’re sad or depressed or need a moment to ourselves! Heck even abject joy has us flinging ourselves onto it’s soft, springiness and drumming our legs against it in a fit of Yay yay yay!!!

We also use the bed for sex, one of life’s most vulnerable moments (whether or not you're with someone at the time). We love the bed best because sure going at it on the counter is fun and kinky and all but the bed is a lot softer and you’re less likely to burn your bum on the toaster, I mean who forgets to turn off a toaster?)

I love my bed! It’s small and a bit lumpy but it’s still my favorite place to spend my nights! And it smells like me!

(I smell nice).

Bed’s ROCK! (sometimes literally when the legs are wobbly. Or descriptively when the mattress is so hard it makes diamonds feel insecure!)

I am very grateful for my bed.